and we talk the talk
there isnt enough caffeine in the world to help me keep up with this kitten
Ohh whatever
we’re not all that alike
considerin’ how fuckin’ stupid you are.
And damn right 1’d like it don’t even try ta tell me you wouldn’t.
> You give his ass a smack when he crawls off. No shame. You have no shame. c|8)8
> You disregard everything he said prior, considering you’re all caught up in having your ass smacked. You freeze before throwing him a glare and sitting down.
classy
(Quelle: coffeeconnoisseur)
We’ll see about that
how the fuck could you hate Crowbutt more’n me?
Fuck you twice over.
> Growls and pulls at his hair and licks him across the face.
i really fucking hate him okay
end of story
id rather fuck someone new than someone just like me
also no thanks
youd probably like that
> Smiiiiirk ow okay god damn hair pulling is not okay. Growl back and crawl off of him.
(Quelle: coffeeconnoisseur)
Whoa whoa what’re you doin’
hate flirtin’?
Then what the fuck’re you doin’
dump your shitty hatefriend and jump on the 1tchy express.
You ain’t lived till you lived with the best, idiot.
> Grins and bites his tongue.
hate flirting obviously
and ew no
id rather kiss and bite crowbar than you!!
> Hiss and scratch at his face. Fuck you.
(Quelle: coffeeconnoisseur)
Like hell 1 can’t
1’ll fuckin’ hate you till you die
which sometimes 1 hope is soon.
> Smooshes his cheeks.
wow
i can see how much you care for your alternate
rude
too bad for you i already have a hate boyfriend
> Sticks out his tongue.
(Quelle: coffeeconnoisseur)
Wow how fuckin’ rude
and here 1 was thinkin’ you gotta perfect body too
but fuck you
> Flops and lays down and just lets him lay there.
you cant stay mad at me forever
you know
its me
so fuck you too
> Griiiiiiin.
(Quelle: coffeeconnoisseur)
itchythespeedemon hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet:
My perfect body’s right here, sexy. > sarcastic brow waggle
perfect body my ass
but a good alternative to a pillow
> Caaaasually lays over him.
can i just lay on someone
uGHHH
